Until this year Diva has been the model of health, but she woke up yesterday with a mysterious fever, which just isn't going away. Today was day 2 of home from school, and she was begging to go back to school. Seems there isn't enough entertainment here at home. She gets a bit clingy when she's ill, so I sat with her for a couple of hours this afternoon and we watched a few programs on TV. I rarely watch TV, so I'd like to share a few observations:
~ the prime choice today was Travel Channel's "Extreme Retail Locations" Did you know that there is a store that sells yodeling pickles? And the world's largest underwear at a rate of 2000 pairs/year? And all kinds of bacon themed items (like gummy bacon and bacon band-aids) for your vegetarian friends? How did I live 40 something years without shopping here?
~ Just when you think a program is safe to watch with the kids, they show the extreme Las Vegas store that sells books on learning to pole dance. Remember Diva loves to dance - so guess what book she wants? How does one explain pole dancing to a ten year old?
~ This summer I'm heading for Sharon, PA. Don't know exactly where it is, but they have the world's largest candy store, and that's enough for me. While there, I'll explore the world's largest outlet store, because I'll need some bigger clothes after my visit to the candy store.
Any good shopping in your neighborhood?